Thursday, March 11, 2010

Fucking Sibei Man 男人盒

Today came home early, thanks to my lightning quick reflexes and unmatched ninja skills. Was clearing up my room then i saw an old, super long nvr touch international chess box. Wanted to throw it away but i thought to myself: why not make a Fucking Sibei Man 男人盒? So instead of throwing it away i decided to make myself a Fucking Sibei Man 男人盒. Below are the before and after pics.

Left to right:
1. The unwanted old chess set.
2. Blue cloth which i kop during NS.
3. 4 pieces of pawn from the chess set.
4. UHU glue.
5. Chisel
6. Pen knife
7. Super glue.
Unseen materials included:
1. Nails
2. Chopsticks ( those da bao kind )
3. Lighter ( to burn away the threads on the cloth )
4. 2 Malboro Menthol ( to smoke )
5. Cardboard

After 2 hours.........

The result: A Fucking Sibei Man 男人盒.
As u can see, it can hold my watches, wallet, my pen and there is even a place for my iphone. Cos i use iphone n take picture, so cannot show u all, lol. The 4 pieces of pawn nailed at the side is to hold my rings ( not sure if u all can see ). The separators are actually the chop sticks, wanted to paint them black, but as u all have guessed, no black paint..... This area will be touched on later.

So guys, remember this: The next time u wanna throw something away, think of Fucking Sibei Man 男人盒!

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

梁智强的两只抢。。。

No new post since cny so decided as creator of this blog its my turn to post something. Had a mj session with zy, bear and jr last weekend..... quite a fun session but had a hard time jioing. Was thinking of the days where we have enough pple to open 2 tables and still have pple playing WE11。。 how times have changed. The 张s lost 65 bucks each, teck whye assassin and cck fiery wanderer fragged them.
Welcome Jr to the new iphone gang. Now the current members are: Tse hin, Weiming, Dk, Blackgold, Rick and TW. Maybe more to come.

Here comes the hottest topic of the week, JACK NEO. Basically he sucks, but is a true legend of 老牛吃嫩草... fucking a 22 years old model at the age of 50... the affair started 2 years back according to report, so its actually 48 yrs old humping 20 yrs old model..... But dun be mislead by the word model, the actual fact is that she is a donkey living under human skin. Maybe all his cross dress screw from 梁婆婆 and 梁细妹 screwed up his judgement.... Below are some abstract taken from http://www.temasekreview.com/2010/03/09/wendy-chong-on-how-pbm-jack-neo-initiated-sex-with-her-for-the-first-time-in-his-car/comment-page-1/

PBM Jack Neo invited her to watch the editing of “Money No Enough 2″ after which it started raining. Both of them had to run to his car and that was the first time PBM Jack Neo held her hand.

Wendy told TNP:

“It is really not that difficult to resist. He started by putting his left arm around me while he was driving. Then he caressed me on the thigh. And when he stopped the car to kiss me, one thing led to another.”

From her description, it seemed that Wendy was not quite prepared for PBM Jack Neo’s sexual advances though she eventually succumbed to the temptation.


While watching maybe he ask her whether her money enough anot, thats the temptation, other than that i cannot think of anything else thats tempting. Maybe that the reason her wife is ok with his affairs also, 3 storey mansion at pasir ris.... chey, gimme anything i also ok.

Maybe the next news will be Aunty Lucy being rammed by muscle mans. Huat ki... nothing good comes out from cross dressing to make a living. Now that the worms are out of the cans, the 2nd lady that he tries to fuck is already out, i'm sure there will be more to come. But the 2nd one not bad, quite chio... too bad he din succeed. LOL.
How came we forget his legendary air-con advertisement being spammed on tv, kudos to him, he does what he preach.

His famous 吸吸这里, 擦擦这里,简单极了!
Here is my version....


Monday, February 22, 2010

10 mil...



來了Leh! Remember to buy! Tio liao hosay!!!

Sales after 6pm today! @ any SGPools near u! Oranges and Toto each sold separately.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

CNY lou Hei... 200210

CNY Lou Hei at Boon Lay Raja Restaurant....


Table 99

Feeling good about himself as he can scold people for being late



Ah Bear and friends


Huat ar~~

Only bear give a shit about taking pictures.
DK too.. trying his lion roar at the people......

Here..
YY... Don't know what he is doing again..
(refer to durian post)



After i asked a little girl to go and wash her hands, we found another kind hearted indian student and while trying to take the picture, she asked us to squeeze into the frame.....
Hmmm....
I can just park two cars beside it



I personally like this effect...

Friday, February 05, 2010

新年快乐!恭喜发财!

WARNING: THIS IS A DAMN FIERCE, DAMN FUNNY NEW YEAR SONG MTV BY THE MALAYSIAN GANGSTER RAPPER. DO NOT ON YOUR VOLUME TOO LOUD TO PREVENT KENNA FUCK FROM YOUR PARENTS OR COLLEAGUE.

Jr, ur fav msia rapper, think u will love it!
Its sibei funny.... pls watch and busk in the CNY ambience.......