一场"疯花"雪叶的事

Another night of MADNESS MJ.... Hahaha, maybe bcos we long time nvr play overnight MJ at JR house? Yest night most of us left JR house with stomach ache.

All started with bear feeding 2 kalong to DK... Hahaha.... After feeding DK he became 有求必应张大仙. Then came Auntie Lucy. DK n JR keep asking me if auntie Lucy comes to lot one for promotion will i go? Wat if i pass by then he drag me up stage for some events??? How will i react??? Will i punch him in his face since his 门牙already 松松??? All sorts of stupid question.... Then they even say maybe JJ Lin will be the guest of honour then i can go up stage and KO both! Take out 2 of singapore's most hated artist. hahahahaha....

DK also became 陈预言 haha... cos he predicted me to flower up! 预言天子... 打一张破天荒让牌动一动....

Cannot forget the project 卡架骨. lol... After 1st round they put me to sit at the bed seat and hope by 南风 my backbone will GG but they failed! Again JJ came into picture here as JR say he will have new album n no1 hit song call 卡架骨. Then the song will be abt some ppl playing MJ then 背胛骨 折. See how rubbish our monkey can get!!! N beware our monkey got 伊波拉病毒 one...

Bear also very irritating loh, keep giving out the beast noise just like last time wat the dino did...

Also have JR's 天一，天二，天三 n 天四. He really is damn rubbish loh n also 出尽洋相. hahahaha... But the whole nite 压轴 is Captain Flower! Is JR again but the victim is me! I was doing 平胡 and almost all flower out liao then suddenly JR turn and he use his 2 fingers n point at the tiles n shouted "FLOWER". He wanted to curse me one then he himself got kokoruuu.. I think he abit buay hu at tat time also cos his timing wrong mah. Then my turn i draw the last flower. TMD they burst into laughter... That became Captain Flower.

Captain flower still ok... Worse thing is abt bear. Rem his nickname BJT? His 有求必应张大仙 transform to 有求必应BJT, which is quite er.... hahaha. "got call got pick up BJT!"


BJT - Blowjob Teo
卡架骨 - Jr's version of backbone
背胛骨 - backbone in hokkien
天一，天二，天三 n 天四 is when JR open his tile inside got 1 flower, 2 flower or etc, also applicable to like 天猫，天鸡 etc....

越南历险记 之 Halong Bay

Halong Bay.... Not that impressive after i have gone to Sapa... Still.. its beautiful..

Meeting Point to get some tickets

My room number..

I opened the cupboard and this is what I saw.. looks like some cheapo hostel and some one left a porno disc in there.. But its actually some vietnamese karaoke vcd...

Selling food/drinks

What does this look like?

Looks like someone is sitting on the cave overlooking Halong bay..

Relaxing on top

Thinking of jumping down

Sunset..

In the middle of the night, another boat crashed into ours

Hospital Cave

My hotel room in Cat Ba island

The view outside

Climbing on top of monkey island

Saw this, and didn't know what it meant.. but saw another same sign down the ravine

Sun set at Cat Ba island

My hotel

Snake wine.. there is a dead snake inside.. and i tried it..

The left bottle contains bull's testicles in rice wine.. The centre one is snake, the last one are some lizards of some kind..

They taunt me to drink the snake wine

My GG shoes after Sapa and Ha long bay

Japanese girl in green...

Its boring to go alone to Halong bay.. guess it would be better if friends can go along.. anyway next time can jio me if interested to visit Vietnam

Went to eat the beef after i got back to hanoi.. its massive and super nice